Limerickek

A limerick egy elsősorban Angliában elterjedt humoros, kötött szerkezetű, ötsoros versfajta. Az alábbi limerickeket a 10.B osztály srácai írták.

There is a Chinese boy from Shanghai,
Who always speaks like a barbar,
A teacher from his school
Wanted him to be cool.
Unfortunately he can't be because he's a dumb bomb.

By: Matthew


There was a rabbit from Leeds,
Who didn't eat any poppy seeds,
The customs officer came in
And he was thinkin'
The rabbit was going to feed.

By: Bazsi


There was a boy from Manchester,
Whose name was Scary Chester,
One day he went out,
And noticed a big trout,
He got frightened 'cause he thought it's a molester.

By: Mercy


There was a crazy hamster of Klops,
Who ate dogs.
Yesterday the hamster arrived to China,
Everybody said it's not that kinda',
So the dogs gave it to the frogs.

By: Barbi


There was a dog from Paradise City,
Where the grass was green and the girls were pretty,
He said: Please take me home!
But nobody wanted to do it alone,
The dog thought it's a pity.

There was a boy from the loo,
Who thought himself bulletproof,
He asked his mom to shoot him,
And she did that to win.
He was dead soon.

By: Ági


There was a dog from Hollywood,
Who wanted to play in a wood,
But her keeper didn't like it
And he shouted
The dog saw some food
(She grabbed it and went to the wood).

There was a crazy man from Italy,
Who wanted to kill Mary,
She said: You won't touch me,
Because I'll kick you in the knee.
So this man who wanted to kill Mary
Stole her clothes and went back to Italy.

By: Dóri

There was a sucker from Manchester
Who loved to play soccer
The coach passed him
And asked: Do you come in?
But he said: No, I'm a loser.

By: Cangi

There was a stinky boy from France
Who hasn't seen a bath
His mom was ashamed of him,
She said: Come in!
But he didn't want to ask.

By: Tomi


There is a teacher at the desk,
Whose head is really red,
We call him lobster,
He has a candle
Therefore he's always sad.

By: Zoli